Five foods, eh? Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, ice cream. Specifically, New York Super Fudge Chunk. It even made my 10 Loves!
Seriously, I'm a carb whore. Fastest way to my heart, and also, a very large ass. And tummy. And wibblywobbly underarm area. Sigh. Why can't Raphael's Galatea be the gold standard in women's physiques? WHYYYYY? *sniff*
Anyway...
1. My gramma's stuffing. Ohhhhhh wet, gooey globs of bread and onion and... other stuff. It's a mystery. The most delicious mystery... I DO know she saves up her dried bread for it.
2. Poutine. NOT cheese, fries and gravy (though, let's face it... addicts will cram anything in their gob)... real curd is an absolute must.
3. My gramma's gravy. Mmmm. You know what would have made this list if I had ever been blessed to put such magic to my greedy mouth? Poutine made with gramma's gravy. Oh. Christmas might just make that dream a reality.
4. This one is vague. There was a restaurant in Madoc, Ontario when I was on maternity leave that closed down - it served loaded fries. Fries with sour cream, cheddar, bacon bits, tomatoes, green onions, ummmm.... I think that's it. Like Taco Bell supreme fries, only WITH REAL INGREDIENTS. It was an orgasm in a disposible pie plate for a carb craver.
5. Chicken Fajitas. I could live exclusively on fajitas. When I'm 70, and feel I've lived a wonderful long life... I'm going to do just that. And poutine. And icecreampastaloadedfries. Screw veggies.
You'll be 70, I'll be in my 60's...I'm completely game for living exclusively on delicious, unhealthy food. Hey, ever see WallE? We can probably float around in hoverchairs and suck poutinepastaloadedfries from a straw. We won't even need dentures!
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I'm totally down with living happily on delicious unhealthy food too. You guys up for a neighbour?