Shae: Mommy! Come push me on dis swing!
Me: No. I'm watering your flowers!
Shae: I NO BE YOUR FRIEND!
Me: That's okay. You don't have to be my friend. I still love you.
Shae: I NO BE LUFFING YOU! I NOOOOO BE LUUUUUUUUUFFING YOU, MOMMY!
*sniff*
No really, I grinned and luffed her a little bit harder.