Oh Dear God.

So, I think I posted before how my favorite conversations with Shae tend to be the "just after the alarm" conversations...right?  Well, we had a doozy this morning.

Shae - That's your chest.  It has hearts in there.  Riiiiiiiight (places hand on middle of chest) there.

Me - Yup!  That's where my heart is.

Shae - And heart have kisses there.

Me - No, but heart make me want to give you kisses.  You know what else is in chests?  Lungs.

Shae - Yeah, lung-ez.

Me - They fill with air.  Feel my lungs work (hand on chest - deep breathing and exhale). 

Shae - And I have a belly. 

Me - Yes, and in your belly is a stomach.  What goes in your stomach.

Shae - Food.

Me - Right.  What's under your belly?

Shae - My belly button.

Me - Yeah, and also your bowels.  Food gooes from your stomach to your bowels and gets turned into poop.

Shae - Like magic.  That's magic, right? 

Me - Sorta.  Then where does poop go?

Shae - In the toilet. 

Me - Yeah, out your bum and in the toilet.

Shae - But we don't have penises.

Me - No.

Shae - And we don't eat penises.

*insert mom's GIANT BELLY LAUGH AND HORROR FACE ALL AT ONCE!*

Me - For sure NOT.  We NEVER EAT PENISES.   What are penises for?

Shae - For standing up and peeing.  It gets pee on the seat. 

Me - Yeah, boys are messy.

Shae - Yeah.

Me - Aaaaaaanyway, it's time to get up.


I'm A TINY BIT concerned about what conversations she may be having at daycare today...