Saturday, 19 January 2013

The Dentist

I'd say this was Shae's first visit to the dentist... but we did make one try when she was 3, which resulted in full on meltdown screaming (on my part) and tears and refusal to cooperate at all (that one was Shae).

BUT - today we had resounding success.  No complaints, no tears, no screaming, and NO CAVITIES!  All it took was the offer of a Toys R Us run after.  Yes, I bribed her.  But we got a full inspection, cleaning and fluoride treatment out of it, and it only cost me a Teacup Piggy.

THEY'RE GONNA DO WHAAAAAAAT???


Looking a little nervous for what's to come.



The cleaning... shades to keep the light from bothering her eyes.



Fluoride.



Friday, 18 January 2013

Yeah, no.

Shae - whispering to Mike this morning...
I hear the following...
Mike: Out of her bumbum?  And her penis?  She doesn't even have a penis.
Shae: Yeah!
Mike (to me): She says when she was a baby she drank out of your bumbum and your penis.
Me: Yeah, no.  My boobies.  You drank out of my boobies.
Shae: Oh yeah.  I drank out of her boobies.

You gotta wonder what Kindy teachers hear on a daily basis...